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   Friday, September 30, 2005  

The bone of an ancient dinosaur, the turkiatomus dinnerea was found on Monday with remnants of flesh still clinging to the bone. Dr. Mariya Smith was quoted as saying, "This is the DNA find of the century. We have been waiting for this for a long time."

Unfortunately, the fleshy fossil was consumed by a voracious kindergartener on Thursday, before any tests were conducted.

The child is showing no ill effects from her beastly banquet, but Dr. Smith was not available for comment due to the fact she has been committed to the psychiatric ward of the hospital in Hoboken, New Jersey.

   [ posted by Shari @ 7:42 AM ] [ ]