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   Friday, September 30, 2005  

Childhood Whimsy, Inc. announced today that their first attempt at job sharing within their company is working out well.

"In the first few weeks we had some reports of children receiving colored eggs instead of money under their pillows. We have tried to make it right."

If all goes as planned, Childhood Whimsy, Inc. will be incorporating the jobs of Santa and The Great Pumpkin before Halloween 2006.

   [ posted by Shari @ 12:16 PM ] [ ]

The bone of an ancient dinosaur, the turkiatomus dinnerea was found on Monday with remnants of flesh still clinging to the bone. Dr. Mariya Smith was quoted as saying, "This is the DNA find of the century. We have been waiting for this for a long time."

Unfortunately, the fleshy fossil was consumed by a voracious kindergartener on Thursday, before any tests were conducted.

The child is showing no ill effects from her beastly banquet, but Dr. Smith was not available for comment due to the fact she has been committed to the psychiatric ward of the hospital in Hoboken, New Jersey.

   [ posted by Shari @ 7:42 AM ] [ ]

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Please click to enlarge picture.

A horrid site. A mass grounding of "barbietious mattelamus" at an undisclosed location. Scientists are still at a loss to explain this rare event. This species, more often referred to as "Barbies" are known to regularly shed their clothes never to don them again. It is widely believed that this pertains to some elaborate mating ritual. Mass beachings are more rare, however. A group of five volunteers tried to save these majestic creatures, but to no avail.

   [ posted by Shari @ 2:38 PM ] [ ]